• Children’s Ministry Makeover?
Is there such a thing as a Ministry Makeover? Well, I have been working on a new look and doing some new things with our Evangelistic Ministry. Our vision is to creatively evangelize children and help others to do the same. I am hearing you say, just how do you do that?
• Riddle #2, What Am I?
I am many feathers, color and style,
Jokes about me make children smile.
I am special, to be sure,
For annual events, I must cure.
When I am eaten, I am, all bone…
Without family and friends, I am alone.
For children to remember, I am the symbol…
To forget is most ungrateful!
When I am present, there are always pies,
But to give thanks, with me, makes one wise.
I am bred for pounds and size,
When stuffed and roasted, I am a prize.
I am, you see, the ultimate sacrifice…
To give up one’s life, for others, is the price.
I am a ____________________________
Written by Barney Kinard
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• Kiddo-Puppet Order Form
This is a professional hand-made puppet that works for kids and adult hands. Easy working in the mouth, and you can use them with rods. Yes, these are the Kiddo Puppets, the children of a family set of puppets. These puppets are not available anywhere else, but from Kid-Helper Resources. They are $29.95 each (plus CA sales tax, and an additional shipping charge). They take clothes sized 2T (2 toddler). They are excellent (1) for performing in puppet shows, (2) for puppet team to take them home for practice, and (3) for taking on mission trips, using them there, and then leaving them for nationals or missionaries to use in their ministry.
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• Mistaken Identity, Mine!
This Funny Fun Foto is “My Out of Body” Experience. You see, the hands are mine, the body is mine, the Ring Master outfit is mine, but the head belongs to my senior Pastor, Dr. William Carl Ankerburg. I felt he would be more successful with getting larger crowds for his sermons, if he wore my outfit on his next trip to Estonia! Ha! Have outfit will travel.
Here you can see the original photo for yourself…
• Can’t Catch Fish in the Bathtub
Here is another Funny Fun Foto. I am giving my Grandson Benjamin his first fishing lesson. So here is my First Rule of Fishing, if you want to catch fish, you have to know where they are! It also helps if you use real bait! Some fishing tips you just have to save for later, right? Not too much, all at once.
• A Desert Writer!
It’s been almost four years now, since I started retreating monthly to the desert to write.
It all started when I was attending our annual three-day Board Retreat. It was suggested that I begin to write about my children’s ministry. I asked, “Why should I do that? The answer came, “Because you may get too old to remember, if you wait!” We all laughed, but they were serious.
• Riddle #1, What Am I?
You might say that I am “high strung,”
But I am more accurate with the tongue.
I work well under pressure,
And when I do, it’s a pleasure.
When I am new, I have lots of “bounce.”
When I am old, not an “ounce.”
When I’m “on,” I get a “hit,”
When I’m “off,” I could cause a “fit.”
Those who loose at my hand,
Watch the ball from the stand.
I am a __________________
Written by Barney Kinard
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• The Bountiful Hand
I was driving through Dinuba, CA this week. As I was leaving town, I noticed this unusual monument out of the corner of my eye. I began to wonder about it more, so I turned around to see what this giant hand was all about. I went back to check it out.
• Secret Agent 009
This photo was taken at a Missions Banquet. Everyone was given some props to play a table game. I assumed this Secret Agent 009 look with my props. Someone at the table took this impromtu Funny Fun Foto.
